Leave it to me to get carried away with a hashtag. This Halloween I took the hashtag #UnusualHalloweenTraditions and just ran with it long after it stopped trending on Twitter. These are my new favorite Halloween traditions:
- Caroling for Cthulhu
- Mock witch trial
- Mock trail for a human soul
- Deck the halls with entrails
- The family autopsy
- The family game of Ouija board Twister
- Leaving snakes in public toilets
- The blessing of the candies by heretics
- Setting up the manger scene for Rosemary’s baby
- Kissing beneath the missing human toes
- Leaving milk and cookies for the cenobites
- Reading the Sumerian book of the dead to sick children
- The pouring of the Pumpkin Spice Lattes to honor our fallen homies
- Placing the pentagram on top of the tree
- Singing “Must be Satan” to the kids
- Making gingerbread bogeymen
- Chanting Bloody Marry in public urinals
- Family portraits in front of Slender Man
- Tracheostomy or treating
- The Easter Bunny hunt
- Giving out last year’s Christmas candy
- Playing poker with Tarot cards
- Dying skulls pastel colors and dipping them in glitter
- Giving out finely aged Valentine’s Day hearts
- Carving a Jack-O-Lantern into a Thanksgiving turkey
- Zombie flash mob converging on an old folks home
- Sneaking into a local morgue and performing the thriller dance the moment a mortician is alone
- Assigning Secret Satan’s to taunt one another
- Starting an argument between a Ouija Board and a Magic 8-Ball
- Competitive taxidermy
- A pitch forks and torches relay race to the castle on the hill
- Fall of Lucifer reenactment from the YMCA high board
- Giving out tubes of toothpaste filled with fake blood
- Necronomicon book club
- Bobbing for organs
- Graveyard croquet
- Storming an old manner with a flash mob of Vincent Price-look-a-likes
- Posting anonymous obituaries for living people
- Calling phone random numbers and asking whoever picks up if they like scary movies
- Forcing the children to watch slasher movies then quizzing them on what the murder victims should’ve done
- Giving extreme home makeovers using buckets of blood and paint rollers
You write very interesting stories indeed!!!
My favorite is starting an argument between a Ouija Board and a Magic 8-Ball. That could get interesting. lol
I know. Let’s launder messages from one spirit to the other.
Where do you find the time? Hysterical …
I’ll add two:
Donating (other people’s) organs to charity
Yankee Body Part Swap