When a banshee finds her way into an inner city emergency room the staff decide to put her to work.
Tag Archives: halloween
The Clowns of America International Vs. Pennywise
Pennywise the dancing clown has turned a generation off of clowning. What would happen if the clowns of America International sued him for misrepresentation?
This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.
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Nosferatu Goes on a Cruise
When Nosferatu stows away on cruise he turns it into a floating buffet.
This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.
The Haunting of My Love Life
(The following is a work of fiction. My father was never this cruel.)
When I was growing up Halloween meant dragging my mattress and boxspring into the basement. Dad needed the space for the dissection table. The one with the working exhaust chamber filled to the brim with black bile. The season meant I had to unplug my lava lamp so we had a place for the forensic scale and the random assortment of bodily organs. It meant my wardrobe had to go into storage so dad could fill my closet with body bags.
My father folded up my keyboard stand so he had space for the surgical instruments. He dismantled my ceiling fan and hung harsh florescent lights. He replaced my drapes with blood battered death shrouds. Continue reading The Haunting of My Love Life
The Best New Horror Comedies for the Halloween Season
This Halloween I have some new inductees into the halls of horror comedy to be placed films next to Shawn of the Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Cabin in the Woods.
Submitted for your approval: a list a of horror comedies that will that will tickle your funny bone before breaking it in half. Continue reading The Best New Horror Comedies for the Halloween Season
The Heckhound: Audio Short
A story that dares to ask the question: do they have dog breeders in hell?
The Hunting of the Wolfman
The Wolfman realizes he isn’t the only thing on the prowl tonight in this cheeky slice of Halloween flash fiction.
This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.
The Best New Scary Movies for the Halloween Season
This Halloween keep the classic horror flicks in their crypt. Leave Reagan locked in the room with The Exorcist. Leave that Psycho up in the Bates Motel, and leave Rosemary’s Baby in his crib. This year give some fresh freaks a chance to freak you out.
Submitted for your approval: a list a of horror options worth taking a chance on. Some of these films will get under your skin and make it crawl, while others will pull your heartstrings right out of your chest. Continue reading The Best New Scary Movies for the Halloween Season
The War On Halloween: An Audio Rant
A concerned demon weighs in on the secularization of the season, giving an impassioned plea for humanity to put the occult back into our culture.
Halloween Announcement Video
Stayed tuned to DrewChial.com all October for horror movie recommendations, audio plays, flash fiction, and Photoshopped Halloween costumes.