Category Archives: Audio Shorts

Spring Forward, Fall Apart: A Spoken Word Album

This is my first collection of musical spoken word recordings. Each recording puts a satirical slant on self improvement, self medicating heartbreak with humor, and dropping the mic on depression. The recordings are scored with synth melodies, backing beats, and radio drama sound FX.

Human Error: An Audio Short

When our technology is installed in our ocular cavities how will handle a moment without it?

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Frankenstein’s Monster inquires about his Donors 

What happens when Frankenstein’s creation wants to know where his parts had been?

This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.

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Pinhead finds the Rubik’s Cube

What if Pinhead and the cenobites from Hellraiser came every time someone solved a Rubik’s Cube?

This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.

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Demon Drinking Contest: Audio Short

What happens when a desperate man tests a demon’s ability to hold his liquor?

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Cthulhu Crashes the Monster Mash

Two detectives investigate the aftermath of  the monster mash after it’s been crashed by Cthulhu.

This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.

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Freddy Krueger has that Dream Again

Freddy Krueger takes on his greatest enemy: the clichés that fill our dreams.

This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.

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Dracula Gets a Checkup

What happens when Dracula’s blood work comes back? The Hospital calls in the CDC.

This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.

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Put the Banshee to Work: Audio Short

When a banshee finds her way into an inner city emergency room the staff decide to put her to work.

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The Clowns of America International Vs. Pennywise

Pennywise the dancing clown has turned a generation off of clowning. What would happen if the clowns of America International sued him for misrepresentation?

This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.

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