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Words Of Discouragement: 14

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Experience
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Words Of Discouragement: 13

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

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Words Of Discouragement: 12

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Drug Study
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Words Of Discouragement: 11

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Demonic
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Words Of Discouragement: 10

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Dance Sing Write
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Words Of Discouragement: 9

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Crime

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Words Of Discouragement: 8

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Conversation
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Tooth Fury: A Story About the Magic that Goes into Every Bar Fight

My people once lived in castles as white as pearls, with great ivory towers, and spires that drilled into the clouds. We rode lifts on floss cables over waterfalls of twinkling blue paste, and rivers of green antiseptic.

Every surface of our fortress had a healthy gleam. There were no stains, cracks, or cavities. We all did our part to keep it that way. Adults fitted their shoes with bristles and glided across milky walkways. Children rode mint sleds down streets paved with bone. Jolly chimney sweepers cleaned the plaque from the gutters.

We danced beneath the long sharp roots that lined our roofs without fear of them ever falling.

The kingdom was sturdy. The infrastructure was strong, because we had a steady supply of the mineral our society was built upon.

I was a human ivory dealer (or Tooth Fairy if you prefer). My job was to procure the precious commodity we needed to fortify our city, and leave a sufficient payment for those who supplied the materials.

Ours was a trade-dependent economy. Fairy folk paid for goods and services with smiles, hugs, and songs, but for some goofy reason humans wouldn’t accept positive sentiments as payment. We had to investment in their markets so that we could pay for what we needed. Continue reading Tooth Fury: A Story About the Magic that Goes into Every Bar Fight

Words Of Discouragement: 7

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

Chapter Unfinished
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Words Of Discouragement: 6

For when you’re tired of platitudes and want a little attitude.

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