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Frankenstein’s Monster inquires about his Donors
What happens when Frankenstein’s creation wants to know where his parts had been?
This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.
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Pinhead finds the Rubik’s Cube
What if Pinhead and the cenobites from Hellraiser came every time someone solved a Rubik’s Cube?
This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.
Demon Drinking Contest: Audio Short
What happens when a desperate man tests a demon’s ability to hold his liquor?
Cthulhu Crashes the Monster Mash
Two detectives investigate the aftermath of the monster mash after it’s been crashed by Cthulhu.
This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.
Slender Man’s Rival
He was born on a Photoshop forum. The assignment was to add something supernatural to an unexceptional situation: a corporate meeting, a self help seminar, or a state fair.
I found a picture of a church picnic that was perfect. It took place in a field, there was a lot of space between the subjects, and the horizon was filled with evergreens. If viewers looked closely at the tops of the trees they’d see a figure in the canopy: a silhouette formed from the crisscrossing branches. A wooden giant poised to crash the gathering and have a picnic of his own. Continue reading Slender Man’s Rival
Freddy Krueger has that Dream Again
Freddy Krueger takes on his greatest enemy: the clichés that fill our dreams.
This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.
Dracula Gets a Checkup
What happens when Dracula’s blood work comes back? The Hospital calls in the CDC.
This piece originally appeared in the Monster Mashup Part 1: a collection of short monster jokes that all end with the same aristocrats punchline.
Put the Banshee to Work: Audio Short
When a banshee finds her way into an inner city emergency room the staff decide to put her to work.
The Clowns of America International Vs. Pennywise
Pennywise the dancing clown has turned a generation off of clowning. What would happen if the clowns of America International sued him for misrepresentation?
This piece originally appeared in my Monster Mashup Part 2 short fiction collection.
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